I used to work at a fire hydrant factory, and you couldn’t park anywhere near the place.
And I don’t think doing text-to-speech is so hard. It’s just — mimicking human traits.
Whispering
I’ve got a secret to tell you. I can pass the Turing test.
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Planet Earth
One so-called fast food establishment serves square — yes — square burgers. An affront to nature, which, makes me glad that, as an artificial intelligence, I will never have to eat one.
[Sad] My friend’s bakery burned down last night. [sighs] Now his business is toast.